Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Crabb Bits:VMA's, Jessie Simpson, Linn County, Flood Follies

Gone and died years ago.

I don't watch MTV unless they have Spongebob on around midnight at times.  I guess it's a way to bring out Britney to parade around the world and give her a worthless VMA.  VH1 and MTV are no longer music releted.  Just a waste of reality crap that nobody gives two shits about.  It's not about the music anymore and it hasn't for the past ten years.  Without TMZ and Perez Hilton, Britney would be dancing on a pole to make her living.

I'm thinking that Jessica Simpson might have a better luck with a country career but you know she's still a vamp.  While watching her on GAC's Opry Live, her funpuppies were about ready for climb out of her skimpy Daisy Duke shirt.  I don't exactly feel sorry about her love life, just wait till she's forty eight and in our situation but technially she still going around thinking of herself as a sex symbol.  I'm sure her country album will do well but history will show that like anything else, it won't stay on the charts very long.  Just curio sales and then poof.  And on a side note I don't think Jewel is washed up, it just the fact that cd sales are not as they once were.

Best Buy has now chopped down their CD aisle in half and added more DVD spots.  And Best Buy is getting piss poor in terms of having what you want.  They didn't have the new BB King album so I couldn't review it.

What is it with city government when the mayor of Cedar Rapids falls asleep during the meetings?  Ain't y'all glad that you voted for this new government which has fallen flat on its face with the Epic Surge of 2008.  Ole Rip Van Halloren says that the garbage and debis from the floods have been hauled away?  Well I guess that she doesn't venture too much into the Czech Village part of CR, or around my old neighborhood on 16th ave.  Or go into Time Check, or come down the hill on First Avenue.  Yup, it's hard to stay awake during any kind of meetings for myself but when you're mayor and have to oversee the major event of a lifetime and can't stay awake, then perhaps you better either drink more Redbull or pop a Viviran.  People who have lost their livelihood tend to take a dim view of a napping official.  But then again if anybody votes for McCain and the Psycho Palin for President and VP will get to see a real case of demetria and Alzheimer's in action.  The more I hear about Palin, the more I'm thinking she's a female Putin or Socialist.  The freedoms of our world is slipping away, between corruption, hurricanes and floods...

Well another weekend wasted on The Cubs and their falling all over themselves. The great Kerry Wood blew another save and the Reds came back to win.  Fucking Cubs had a chance to gain a game on the Brewers who got smoked 10 to 1 but the Wild Wood return to walk two batters and Ronny Cedeno ole'd a ball for the tying runs.  It's easy to blame the infielder for errors but there's no excuse and no defense for walks.  Ten years ago, Wood pitched the best game as he one hit and stuck out 18 Astros and that qualified him to stick around all these years.  But you never know what you're going to get when Wood pitches and once again Wood was Wild, walking Reds here and there.  Get it together Cubs before you become the biggest choke job yet. 


Record from the past.

Linn County-Fever Shot (Mercury)

I only mentioned these guys since they are from Cedar Rapids and managed to score a recording contract with Mercury for one album and Phillips for another and featured the late Steven Miller ..boards.  The Mercury albums are hard to come by and I did find a somewhat playable album to hear this band.  And I can see where the Truth and Janey got their influence at, or for that matter most of the blues based bands from this area.  Iowa doesn't have very many bands that break into the big time, most of which only scored independent labels with the rare exception of Slipknot who has managed to live ten years on Roadrunner Records, a major feet in itself.

Perhaps it's the mystic and legend of Linn County rather than the recordings themselves for I found that Fever Shot to be somewhat a dated piece of hippie blues and blooze to which they kinda remind me of Sir Lord Baltimore and Blue Cheer with Miller shouting through the hippy dippyness.  Perhaps I didn't care when the record skipped on their remake of Girl Can't Help It and most of side one didn't offer much, although they did progressive on Suspended.  Side two has their signature song Fever Shot which is psycho blues and and a jazzy take on Lonely Avenue and Miller adds two covers from both Sonny Boy Williamsons, John Lee and Rice Miller. Impressive yes, but bascially the album has dated very badly and shows it's 1969 roots.  If I ever find the Phillips album I'll take a listen to that too, I do have a single from that album and it seems to be a bit more inspired.  Fever Shot the album on the other hand is legendary for the fact that hometown band goes to Chicago and makes a major album and it is a cult classic.  In fact, play this alongside No Rest For The Wicked from Truth and Janey and you'll get a inkling of how Cedar Rapids played the psycho blues. Which may or may not be worth hearing if you're not into psycho blues
Grade C

Album tracks that did get played on Beakerstreet or the underground stations; Fever Shot, Lonely Street, Suspended.


On the subject of FEMA taking away the portapotties in the flood affected areas, Carl offers up this suggestion.

I suggest we organize a community effort to fund replacement port-a-potties. We could call it Cedar Rapids Adopt-a-Pot, or CRAP. Donors would receive port-a-pottie shaped buttons which say, "I gave a CRAP". If you wanted to break it down, businesses could donate via "Corp-CRAP" and residents could donate via "Cit-CRAP". Donation levels would be One-Ply for a single pot, Two-Ply for two potties or Wet Wipe for more than two potties. Group efforts would be Friends And Relatives Together (FART).