Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Top Ten Of The Week-Horrorscope Of The Day

You can talk all you want, dear Aquarius, but it won't do you any good if no one is listening. There is a good chance that what you say will go in one ear and out the other. Be aware that even if you say something to someone that you think is perfectly clear, there is a good chance that he or she will not understand your message the way you intended it. If there is a piece of information that is extremely important, you are better off putting it in writing.

Such as this top ten.

1.  Turn Up The Radio-The Rockets 1979  Long forgotten band from Detroit formed from the ashes of Mitch Ryder And The Detroit Wheels, made a few albums on RSO and Elektra, the Elektra albums got reissued as a 2 on 1 via Wounded Bird and now the RSO albums come courtesy of Renaissance Records.  Turn Up The Radio was a better album than No Ballads the followup and contained Oh Well, the only top ten The Rockets ever had.  This song got released as a forty five and went nowhere.

2.  Shut Up-Kelly Osbourne  2002  Dedicated to Bob Lefsetz and his rants against us record collectors.  Stream all you want but give me the product so I can read the liner notes and see the artwork.  I'm beginning to think that Gene Simmons was right about you.

3.  Summer Means Fun-Bruce And Terry 1964  With Memorial Day weekend coming up, it is the unofficial beginning of summer if you can believe that.  Makes you wonder where all the time goes by.  Of course summer means the usual vacation to the desert and our 30th high school reunion to which I have to go and see the usual suspects.  The options of vacation this year is  Vegas or Phoenix?  To be determined although I have yet to even attempt to look at airplane fares.

4.  She Got The Mojo And The Say So-The Blue Band 1993  They remain the party band of Eastern Iowa although without a mom and pop record store around the area, it's hard to know what they got out for music anymore.  Sometimes Bob Dorr plays it more for yucks than music but once in a while The Blue Band will come up with a sing along song such as this one.  It's summertime and I'm sure Bob Dorr will be in your neighborhood very soon.  Check out and enjoy.

5.  Cold Chillin-Len featuring Kurtis Blow 1999  One hit wonder group struck it big with Steal My Sunshine to which Z102 doesn't even play anymore (it's too old the reason) the album does have some choice cuts of note but LEN reminds me of the first album from Bloodhound Gang, lots of beat boxes and vinyl cuts and on occasion a punk rock song but this is mostly your typical beat number with original rapper Kurtis Blow talking shit and Shar cooing in the background.  Catchy, but don't tell Bob Lefsetz about it or he will puke.  (can you tell i'm still pissed bout his catty remark about us cd and record buyers, does it still show?)

6.  Lungs-Steve Earle 2009  A radical reworking of a Townes Van Zant song that Steve does with The Nightwatch Man (Tom Morello) on guitar.  The Townes tribute album that Earle does is pretty good and it should make you go seek out the original artist.

7.  As Tears Go By-Marianne Faithfull 1990  Can't tell you why I'm into Faithfull's music this late in life.  Just a change of pace I guess.  From her 1990 live Blazing Away album.

8.  Trashy Women-Confederate Railroad 1992  Hard to believe these guys were the toast of country radio back in that day but in some ways their first album was that trailer trash fun rock and country that a lotta people liked.  But of course they had to be the most heaviest (meaning fattest) band to ever hit the stage since Bachman Turner Overdrive and when they played live they had to use those heavy duty steel stages that wouldn't collaspe and crush the first five rows ;-)  I don't think Atlantic ever let this band play on the albums,  they ended up using Nashville sessionmen.  They did managed to make about five albums for Atlantic regardless and may have been the most successful country band on Atlantic, when Atlantic was into country music.  But then again Confederate Railroad didn't have much for competition anyway.  John M. Montgomery?  Neal McCoy?  The Great Divide?  Lil Kim?!?   KHAK still plays this song sometimes before going to the pop country of Taylor Swift, Brad Paisley and the queen of country music, Miss Carrie Underwood.  No wonder country radio is the pits.


9.  Poor Poor Pitiful Me-Warren Zevon 1976  Six years has passed since the passing of Warren Zevon and I donno.  I miss his dry wit and witty remakes of Raspberry Beret and Mannish Boy.  Linda Ronstandt had a top ten hit with this a year later.

10.  See The Light-Green Day 2009  New Green Day, new concept album and it's not as memorable as American Idiot but it does has it moments despite it being 69 minites long.  And the album is number one on the Billboard this week.  To all the haters out there, Green Day is no longer a fucking punk band, they're a rock and roll band.  They moved out of the basement years ago. 

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