This week is the final week for our worker at
the Pearson Warehouse, Mr. Christopher Zorich, who after all these years
of being the local garbage gut and food taker, is taking his act to
first shift, probaly on orders from his wife. With Chris moving to
days, we will have more food to share on nights and he will actually
have to work for a change. We all at Pearson Printing Inc love to give
Christopher shit when he comes over to steal a cookie or come over and
annoy me with his bits of triva but in reality, Christopher is a all
around nice guy. We'll miss him and wish him luck, now get back to work
farker. ;-) (Side Note: Chris returned back to night six months later, he couldn't take it waking up at 4 AM to get to work).
The new Radio Moscow CD will be released April 19th
and will be a better record to listen to than the new U2 or Bruce
Springsteen. Way things are going in the music world it might be the
one of the first new releases that I will review although I need to get a
copy of the Cotton Serbersek Band indpendent release that what I heard
is pretty good. And other news, The Townedger's In This Town is one of
the featured songs on Brown Dog Radio, a up and coming website radio
station on My Space. Thanks For the shout out guys.
BTW, if you
haven't known by now, I will be two years from fifty on Saturday. Gift
cards are welcomed. And now if I can quit coughing and farting at the
same time, that will be considered a small victory in this life.
The Top Ten Of The Week remains as follows.
1.
One Headlight-The Wallflowers 1996 If you think that's bad, try
driving your car with a broken strut. Can't drive 55 with all that
flipping flopping around. Geezus will somebody please fix my car or
help me get a new one?!?
2. Why Don't Cha-West, Bruce And Laing
1973 Here at Crabb's Top Ten Land we still have a soft spot in our
hearts for the boogie that made the 70s a great place to jam and light
one up. They didn't call this band Mountain since Felix Pappalardi (RIP)
left and Jack Bruce took his place. I tend to think Bruce is a bit
overrated in terms of bass player since he sounded like his bass was
turned all the way up to ten. The reason why Ginger Baker won't play in
anymore versions of Cream since Bruce can't sing and barely play
anymore. Ain't growing old gracefully a bitch?
3. Hitchin' A
Ride-Vanity Fare 1970 One of two hits from a long forgotten British
band that recorded for Larry Page's Page One Records. This record
always brings a smile to my face when I hear it, which isn't too often
since it's passed the limitations of classic rock . I think Russ's
sister had this on 45 although he will deny it.
4. Tommy The
Cat-Primus with Tom Waits 1991 Another tale from the weirdness that is
Les Claypool and company with a deranged appearance by Mr. Waits. I
wonder how the hell Claypool can shoot those words out in rapid fire
"Say Baby Do Ya wanna lay down with me", Say Baby, Say Baaaaby.
Alternative Prog Rock, the final gasp of music before the Corporate
suits brought everything up and started putting out sterile and
forgettible shit such as boy bands and pop tarts and American Idol. And
another complaint; I wish these numbskulls who sing the National Anthem
at ballgames would sing the fucking thing right. And that's directed
toward you Jordan Sparks and Martina McBride. You're not Marvin Gaye,
nor Whitney Houston. Leave them in peace.
5. Dear Mr.
Fantasy-Traffic 1971 From Welcome To The Canteen, Dave Mason rejoins
the band to do a nice live album and this is a 11 minite rock and jam
that's worth the price of admission.
6. Land Ho!-The Doors
1970 Morrison Hotel was probaly the best thing that The Doors did for a
couple albums and although I'd skip over the overplayed Roadhouse
Blues, this song appeared on the remastered Classic album of 1985. But
then again I think there are more best ofs and anthologies of the Doors
than actual studio albums, which include the two albums done without
Morrison, Other Voices and Full Circle. If they're on Cd, they're
imports and hard to find, just like the vinyl albums. But then again I
heard those albums and with a moment here or there, you're not missing
much.
7. Road Fever-Foghat 1977 The more I hear Foghat live
volume two, the tribute album released last year, the less I'm impressed
of hearing it. I had to go back to the first live album to hear what
they could do when they play live. But sadly, Rod Price and Lomesome
Dave are no longer around. Just the rhythm section and the guy from Ted
Nugent's Weekend Warriors band, and the guy from Wild Cherry playing
lead guitar. In other words, an okay tribute band.
8. Party
Till You Puke-Andrew WK 2002 What people do best on their birthdays.
Drink seven pitchers of bad beer and pay for it the next day. Did that
once. Once was enough.
9. Big Man-Big Back Forty 1997 This
still remains one of my favorite albums from the 1990s, from a band from
Columbus Ohio that me and a friend went to go see perform at Gabe's
Oasis in Iowa City. I remember this band opened up for the Honeydogs
and after they played the BB40 lead singer was standing next to me and
my friend. I was so damn awestruck, that I couldn't go muster up the
courage to tell him how much I love his band's latest record, which
turned out to be the only record they recorded.
10. Rock And
Roll Queen-Mott The Hoople 1970 And finally, I have read that the
original Mott The Hoople gang from this era are reuniting to do a couple
of live gigs in October. Would it be great to see Ian Hunter, Mick
Ralphs, Overend Watts, Virden Allen And Dale Griffin on the same stage
again. You know I might pay to see that. But don't hold out for a Jeff
Beck Group reunion though. As much as Rod Stewart would like to, ole
Jeff doesn't think much of a world tour, but he may say yes to a stay at
home jam session.
That Jeff Beck is crazy....like a fox.
And...finally,
Des Moines' very own Slipknot vocalist Corey Taylor gives you his
review of the new Coldplay album. You have the floor Mr. Taylor.
"One
of the most self-celebratory pieces of sh*t I've ever f*cking heard in
my entire f*cking life." "I f*cking hate that album It's music to wipe
your ass to."