It's been a dry spring so far this year and that's the way I like 
it.  But we are in the rainy season and I'm sure we'll get more than our
 share of stalled stationary fronts.  And then that will be one more 
thing that I'll bitch about.  Thanks everybody for your support of The 
Top Ten.  It has been renewed for another week.
I finally tried 
the Jimmy Zack's Pizza Joint for buffet today, they only do it on 
wednesday and friday of the week and I have to say that Jimmy Zack's 
reminds me of Zoey's or Pizzeria Uno, pizza that fills you up.  It was a buffet and the price wasn't too bad (6.35 includes pop-cheaper than 
Cici's) and I only had three big slices of pizza.  Goes to show you they
 were big pizza slices. Nothing still competes with Naso's but Jimmy 
Zack's is a nice change of pace.  Don't care for Cranky Hank's in 
Lindale though. Reminds me a bit like Rocky Roccos when we had that in 
Iowa City years ago.  Steve Rasmussen would disagree, Rocky was better.
We
 are almost done with April, a third of the way through this year and I 
still have yet to compile ten notable albums of this year.  Nothing 
really stands out although I do like the new JJ Cale Roll On, and 
Queensryche American Soldier although I seem to space that album out 
when its time to choose road music CDs.  The new Bob Dylan will get a 
spin, likewise Heaven And Hell (Black Sabbath with Ronnie James Dio) and
 Radio Moscow's new one IF fucking Best Buy will stock it.  Otherwise 
we'll have to Amazon it.  There's no real plans to go back up to Madison
 till later in summer.
The Top Ten.
1.  Kick Out The 
Jams-MC5 1968  The first forty five I've bought new in years and it came
 during National Record Store Day as one of those special order things. 
 Original single was the Brothers and Sisters Version, but Rhino went 
with the MF version guarantee to piss off parents.  I bought this album 
for 2 bucks in the cutouts in 1975 and my old man didn't like it at all,
 especially with the noisy side two and Starship.  I think he ordered me
 to quit playing it after two minutes of that song.  Thankfully he 
didn't bust it later.
2.  Shot Of Love-Bob Dylan 1981  I had a 
choice of this or something from the Basement Tapes but since I added a 
song from that album to a different top ten (Seen at Multiply.com) I 
decided to go with the titled track off Dylan's 1981 album.  The last of
 his Born Again period, he does start to rock out on this album.  Not as
 bad as Rolling Stone Magazine would like you to think.
3.  Big 
Yellow Taxi-The Neighborhood 1971  The only top ten song from this 8 
piece choral group who made an album for Big Tree known for their note 
for note rendition of MacArthur Park.  Seemed like everybody did that 
song.  Big Yellow Taxi, is a cover of Joni Mitchell's version and I like
 The Neighborhood's better.  Anything else The Neighborhood's Debut 
album we can all live without and that includes MacArthur Park.
4. 
 Drift Away-Humble Pie 1974  Yes that version and it's off Thunderbox, 
the Pie's flop 1974 album.  By then Peter Frampton was long gone and 
Steve Marriott and company were spinning their tires in lukewarm R and B
 and Boogie.  But Greg Ridley does the vocal on this number and it's 
better than Uncle Kracker's version.  I'm sure had Uncle Kracker been 
around in 1974, he would have been the guest vocalist on this track.  In
 terms of Humble Pie I'll take their Frampton years over the Marriott 
boogie years.  It's called inspiration.
5.  Get Stoned-Stone 1988 
 Heavy Metal Spinal Tap guys from Finland of all places. Harder and 
funnier than Metallica and Anthrax combined, Sal at BJ Records was 
playing this CD and I had to hear the rest of this album.  It was a one 
off, made on MCA Records' metal label Mechanic and this has been a HM 
secret.  Were these guys serious or were they trying to be funny?  Or 
was a big Finish FU to the Hair Metal MFs of Sunset Strip?  Certainly 
MTV never played this although this was recorded at the Helsinki MTV 
studios.  Riki Richtman never commented on them on his Headbanger's Ball
 back in the late 80s, back when MTV played music videos and not this 
fucking awful reality crap potato they call programming. Yes I missed 
those days too, I was 27 and had the rest of my life in front of me.  
Later in this album, Stone destroys The Final Countdown before blowing 
it out of the water with Overtake. Why am I telling you this?  You'll 
never hear this album unless you go through a 100 pages of Amazon used 
CD titles to get to Stone.
6.  Black Shuck-The Darkness 2003  
Remember these guys?  They were the rage of the UK and for a short time 
in America got airplay on the radio.  Sometimes KRNA plays one of their 
tracks but I had to get the clean copy of this album, simply of the fact
 that Justin Hawkins redid the naughty words and adding something that 
rhymes with the F bomb.  The choice word you ask?  I don't give a Duck. 
;-)  The Darkness nevertheless were the most rock sounding of all modern
 bands this decade.  And they're still around in the UK, with a recent 
new album but so far Atlantic has no intentions of releasing that in the
 US.  They figured that the buyers should stick to AC DC, Bad Company or
 Queen.  With Freddie Mercury that is and not Paul Rodgers.
7.  
Small Beginnings-Flash 1972  Peter Banks was the main guitarist for YES 
till he got bounced out of the band due to being too much of a party 
animal and Steve Howe replaced him. Banks remains pissed off about it to
 this day and refuses to participate in any YES reunions.  This was the 
only hit that he got from Flash, which sounded a bit like YES including 
the vocalist.  Tony Kaye, also booted from YES plays keyboards on this 
album although he'd move on to Badger.  Flash would go on to make three 
more albums before imploding after an off night in Albuquerque one 
night.  Banks would have a solo career and would stuck top ten gold in 
1983 with After The Fire and Der Kommisser.  But even that song when it 
peaked, ATF broke up anyway. 
8.  Hot Dog-Buck Owens 1989  A top 
ten country hit for Buck on his second go round with Capitol Records but
 he recorded it as Corky James around 1955 or 58 (too lazy to look it 
up) as a rockabilly hit.  This version is a bit more honky tonk.  First 
of three albums he did with Capitol/Curb before retiring again in 1992 
from recording.
9.  Neat Neat Neat-The Damned 1977 The first punk
 band to record a punk album, beating The Sex Pistols by about a month. 
 Got Nick Lowe to produced it and it came out on Stiff Records in the 
mid 70s, (Later on Castle/Sanctuary before Sanctuary went belly up this 
decade).  I find The Damned to be a bit too much and all over the place 
after listening to the MCA 1987 Light At The End Of The Tunnel Best of 
but I guess they deserved their place in history although not on my 
shelf.  They're still touring although they have excommunicated Rat 
Scabies (the original drummer) on anything after 1992.  Fun fact, if you
 do come across the first Damned album called Damned Damned Damned, you 
will noticed that Castle added the mistake photo that was on the 
original Stiff album.  To which the back photo wasn't The Damned but 
rather Eddie And The Hot Rods, another pub punk band that did well in 
the UK but was ignored in the US.  But I was a fan of Eddie and the Hot 
Rods.
10. The Red Telephone-Love 1968  From Forever Changes, the 
best non Beatle album ever to come out of the 60s.  While Love is a rock
 band, they mostly used acoustic guitars on this album and got great 
arrangements from David Angel.  Unfortunly, Arthur Lee would break up 
the band and add new members and went into a more hard rock/funk 
direction with less satisfying results.  And this song we leave you with
 this observation...."We are all normal and we want our freedom".
So do I.
Jeff Gilbert writes on Satellite radio and how it's getting to suck.
I'm
 not happy with the direction satellite radio is taking. I really liked 
the "cross country" station on XM, but since the XM/Sirius merger it's 
been replaced by "outlaw country," which, to my tastes at least, is a 
little too county and not enough "alt." I also think The Loft station on
 XM/Sirius is becoming a bit too mainstream. It's getting harder and 
harder to find good new discoveries. 
