Monday, March 10, 2008

Crabb Bits: 2 Minute Man, George Carlin, Circult City RIP

http://voices.washingtonpost.com/postrock/2008/04/the_twominute_man_episode_20_f.html

The Two Minute Man is a top ten of sorts to which they lists the best songs of the week to the worst one through ten.  It’s a much better read than my bashings of Steve King of the fifth Reich of the State of Iowa. (this is his final blog, revised due to attack messages)
If you can, read the comment releted to the Jangle guitar pop of the Gin Blossoms of the comments made by Mitch Easler and Don Dixon.  I tend to think it’s a fake profile.  But contrary to rumour, REM hasn’t made a jangly pop number since.............................................................Pop Song 89?!?

And now I leave you with this quote of the day from ex third Reich Karl Rove, king bullshitter who wasn’t BSing with this snappy comeback to some protester at the U of I last night.

"You got a chance to ask your questions later and make your stupid statements, let me make mine,"
And believe me folks, Rove has no shortage of stupid statements.

Now I turn your attention to this tidbit.
http://archive.azcentral.com/business/consumer/articles/0110biz-circuitcity10-ON.html

I think Circuit City will go by the way of the REX store and Ultimate Electronics in the stores that we used to know and used to dream of going to.  I have never been much of a fan of CC, in fact since there are none in this area the closest one was next door to the MicroTel at Madison and it’s a strange feeling going in there.  Something like a twilight zone episode to which you can get in but you can never find the exit.

Circuit city pussed out when they had plans of building a store where the old Standard used to be...across from the evil empire BB till some smart advisors told them that it would not be a good fit for them or Cedar Rapids.  Used to be CC was a good place to find stuff before two years ago when some smartassed bean counter told them to fire all the know it alls and replaced them with 6 dollar a hour "duhs".  Once you mess up a good business venture, you can never get it back and basically CC, you blew it.

It’s going to be a pleasure to watch you fall.  And they did fall. in 2010.

Finally got to see George Carlin’s HBO observation and it was a lot better than last years Life Is Worth Nothing.  Applily named It’s all bullshit and it’s bad for you definly sums up seven years of this bullshit we call Bush.  But then again, our fucked up cable company once again screws up part of the show by doing that fucking station test that they are so damn famous for and missing the punch line.  Which is why Springville Cable is actually worse than Mediacunts.  So I left them a nasty message.  Told them there’s are some people that try to watch tv around midnight to 2 but always it seems we get that fucking screech screech test and blue screen.  So I missed a punch line from Carlin and from now on, if I get interrupted by that, Springville Cable will hear about it, twice more than the next time.  Do the fucking goddamn test between three to five AM?  Geez how come nobody thinks of these things?!?  Every year, we get the yearly price raise and yet the "programming" we get is worth the shit you wipe on toilet paper.  And the damn cable company can’t fucking program their damn EBS on those infocommercials but they can on HBO.  Get your fucking head out of your ass Springville Two Cans and A String Cable.   Every day another aggrevation.  As George Carlin said it best...Blow Me.

Steve Rassmussen writes and calls the new Carlene Carter album, ho hum.  He didn’t say it sucked but he did mention that the most of the songs were not too memorable but it has a yucky 80s production that didn’t work.  But he did also give five stars to the Waylon Nashville Rebel four CD anthology that Brooksie was sweet enough to give me as a christmas present last year.

And congrats to the latest rock and roll hall of fame inductees.

Kenny Gamble/Leon Huff, The Ventures and Little Walter.  Also John Mellencamp and Leonard Cohen whose not exactly rock and roll but can write them.  Did I left anybody out? ;-)
oh yea...the Dave Clark Five.