If you live in Iowa the big story of the week was Iowa going double nickles and destroying Ohio State 55-24 on Saturday before a packed crowd and national television audience. And shocking the hell out of everybody including myself. We didn't think Iowa could beat the damned Buckeyes much less blow them out of Iowa City. Amari Hooker, gave the Hawks a quick lead with a pick six and although Ohio State equaled the score and started to flex their muscles, a strange thing happened that would turn the game into Iowa's favor. A 17 all tie and a 3 and 8th, future NFL potential star Nick Boza gave Nate Stanley a head thump and was flagged for targeting and was excused for the rest of the game by the refs. Next play Stanley throws to Noah Fant for a touchdown and the avalanche started. J D Barrett started thinking that Josh Jackson was part of the Buckeyes. Jackson stole three passes from Barrett including a out of this world one handed grab. And then: the offense showed up, or rather the offense line finally decided to block people out. It may have been those big blackout jersey's the Hawkeyes were wearing, but after Bosa's exit, Iowa simply manhandled the Buckeyes. Akem Wadley had 122 yards rushing, Nate Stanley threw for five touchdown passes and Ohio State never did recover except for a dumbass fake punt to which that Iowa punter might be sitting for the rest of the season (or at least the next game) that the next play Ohio State scored. However Iowa got that TD back late in the game after a 4th interception by Barrett and Iowa was long gone by then.
This victory was very significant. Nobody ever scored 55 points on a Urban Meyer coached team and Iowa double nickleded Meyer. Iowa beat a quality team. Iowa beat Ohio State. Iowa knocked Ohio State out of the bowl championships and ended Barrett's chances for a Heisman. But it also made a believer out of Colin Cowherd for a brief moment. Colin scoffed at the Hawks undefeated season of 2015, called them the Fake ID of college football and pissing off the Hawkeye fans in the process but in the end all Iowa had to do was beat Michigan State in the Big Ten Championship and Stanford in the Rose bowl, to which the Hawkeyes did not that season. The 2015 season had plenty of cupcakes and under-performing Big Ten Teams at that time. Iowa was winning ball games but they were not beating the big teams when given a chance to play on the big stage. During the game he gave great credit to Nate Stanley and gave his approval by saying Iowa Turned 21 that Saturday and now will be looking for another team to call the Fake ID of college football, with an eye on another big ten team of course (Wisconsin) but rather perhaps another team that more of a fake than the Badgers, Washington comes to mind, maybe Miami. But for now, since Colin is buying a round of beer for all of us hawkeyes at the Deadwood, I'll take a Schlitz over a Pabst if you don't mind. Next up, Wisconsin at Madison next Sunday. The Hawks have to retain the Heartland Trophy and despite what Coherd thinks, Wisconsin is super tough in Madison. But the Hawkeyes have played their best football in November and with them blowing out the always tough Buckeyes this might inspire them to continue to play their best when it comes down to crunch time. Beating the Columbus Buckeyes did make them bowl eligible once again. Side note: The Hawks did defeat Madison in 2015.
The other team I root for, Arizona State won their 600th game on Pat Tillman Tribute Day and outlasted Colorado 41-30, scoring 24 points in the final quarter before a crowd of ghosts. Demario Richard ran for 189 yards, 141 of it in the final quarter including a 80 yard run. ASU had 583 total yards in the game and overpowered Colorado. Colorado didn't help their causes, WR developed glass hands at the wrong time including two dropped passes in the end zone. UCLA in LA is next on the Sun Devil list.
And Iowa State went to West Virginia and lost 20-16. The Cyclones had no offense in the first half and WV lead 20-0. Clones did make a game out of it but it was too little too late. And the offense has quietly gotten back to being nonexistent. They must improve on that when Oklahoma State comes calling next week.
In the NFL we have C J Beathard, now playing QB for the 49ers. Last season C J was part of the Iowa squad and was good enough to be drafted by San Francisco to back up Bryan Hoyer. While there are good feelings about C J being a starter, San Francisco has been bloody awful this season, they have not won a game this season (0-9) and C J has no running backs, no receivers and certainly no offense line whatsoever. Hoyer was moved out of town, Jimmy Groppaino was traded from New England to be the QB eventually (Hoyer has resigned with New England, so it's was a minor trade of sorts). But while Groppiano has been on the sidelines, taking notes, C J is out on the field getting killed, getting sacked 5 times and hit him for another 11 times by The Arizona Cardinals. It's tough to go back to pass and seeing Cardinals greeting you time after time but finally after a late hit the 49ers, who couldn't block or catch for their lives finally had enough and decided to protect their QB with a rumble all their own. C J did score a touchdown and the admiration of the Cardinals and their coach but it did wounded up in a 20-10 loss. They might have better luck against the New York Giants next week but CJ will be without his Iowa counterpart George Kittle.
Passings: Roy Halliday, pitcher for Philadelphia and Toronto and won Cy Youngs in both leagues died in a plane crash on Tuesday. He was 40.
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Penitti "Whitey" Glan, drummer for Mandela and later was part of Lou Reed's Rock And Roll Machine Band died from cancer. He was 71
Paul Buckmaster, worked with David Bowie, The Rolling Stones and Elton John on arrangements passed away on Wednesday. He was 71. I thought his work on Madman Across The Water defined his greater moments, He also gave credibility to Train as well. http://ultimateclassicrock.com/paul-buckmaster-dead/
Joe Fortunato, (number 31) fabled Chicago Bears linebacker who helped them to a NFL Championship title in 1963 passed away from a short illness on Monday. He was 87.
It's been one year since the infamous 11/9 elections to which every Republican known to man and a failed reality star became president and already the voters have decided to do something about it. Too bad they couldn't do it last year and 2014 when I knew if America ignored to vote and stayed home this was going to happen and in our case Chuck Grassley, Congressman For Life got voted once again and we're still stuck with Joni Do Nothing Ernst Wonderbags. Gas prices have gone up 30 cents again for no real reason and we're at 2.59 a gallon. But Virginia voters had enough of Fool 45's antics and voted mostly Democrat, including a transgender woman. The era of Chris Christie is now over in New Jersey as they elected a Democratic Governor. Here in CR, Monica Vernon won 30 percent of the vote but since it was under 50 percent she'll face a Republican candidate in yet another election in December, to which we'll probably see more anti ads for another month. The two party system isn't all that great, we slide from the left to the right and back to the left. But if there's any indication on what's on the horizon, people are getting fed up by the do nothing NRA bought out Repubicants and maybe we the people will get off our asses and actually vote the Koch suckers out. But we're still stuck with Joni till 2020, unless she chokes on a sandwiches or gets struck down by lightning. Sooner the better.
The CMA Awards of 2017 continue to the be the clusterfuck as the clash of the new rap rock like artists meshed with what's left of the traditional country, if there's any. Glen Campbell won his first CMA award (posthumously) with a duet with Willie Nelson on Funny How Time Slips Away from Glen's final album Adios. Last time Glen won a CMA was in 1968. And the Osborne Brothers won Video Event Of The Year with It Ain't My Fault.
In terms of theory the CMA 2017 Awards is trying to get away from the Bro Country crapola and good for them although the times have been a changin and not for the good. Garth Brooks reclaimed Entertainer Of The Year over Luke Bryan. Chris Stapleton won two awards including album of the year and Male Vocalist and fallen angel Taylor Swift got single of the year with Better Man to which Little Big Town sang that song. Brothers Osborne got Duo Of The Year, Jon Pardi Newcomer of the year and my favorite category Best Instrumentalist: Mac McAnally. He's been taking that award on a regular basis and congrats to him. While Miranda Lambert didn't have much love where she was nominated at, she still managed to take home Female Country Singer Of The Year, to which she owns Carrie Underwood in that department despite a so so album she put out last year.
But on a good note; Sam Hunt, Luke Bryan, Florida Georgia Line and Thomas Rhett didn't win a single CMA award. ;)
This week's album reviews:
Walter Becker-11 Tracks Of Whack (Giant 1994)
The reason why Donald Fagen sang on the Steely Dan albums was that Donald had more of a vocal you could relate to, Becker is very eccentric and off the wall for anybody outside of rabid Steely Dan fans to ever care about. The best way to describe this is Gaucho Gone Gonzo. Very off the wall. Some things do stand out, Junkie Girl including F bomb madness, the repeated tag line of Waterloo and the faux paus reggae of This Moody Bastard. Becker's weird sense of humor comes into play. This album does sound like whack.
Grade B-
The Darkness-Pinewood Smile (Cooking Vinyl 2017)
To these ears, The Darkness is the last of the true bands dedicated to the classic rock of the 1970s, AC/DC crossed with Queen and Justin Hawkins' over the top vocals has made these guys my favorite band of the century that uses classic rock as a reference. The Queen influence is now becoming well known now that the guys have gotten Roger Taylor's son Rufus to play drums and he adds a bit more harder rock to the songs, not that Emily Dolan Davies was no slouch. While their last album they stretch themselves out to 14 songs, this time they keep it to 10 songs and 35 minutes. Still funny as hell, especially on Solid Gold which might be based on a true story about a Sony A and R dude clueless as hell and All The Pretty Girls which pretty much explains itself. And then they end things by doing a speed metal tag ending to Stampede Of Love. It's a shame modern rock doesn't give these guys much love. They're a hell lot more funnier and rocking than Five Finger Death Punch.
Grade B+
Martin Carthy (Fontana 1965)
British folk songs are hard to take if you're not used to hearing them and as much as I tried to get into Richard Dwyer-Bennett's Irish folk songs, I couldn't get past the fourth song before giving up and donating it for a good cause. Carthy (who did hook up with Steeleye Span and Albion Country Band) recorded this traditional British Folk album with help from Dave Swarbrick (Fairport Convention) and inspired the likes of Richard Thompson and Bob Dylan in the process. I suppose in 1965 this record would be a bigger deal but 50 years onward it echoes of a distant past. I tend to fall asleep if I pay too much attention but I do dig The Two Magicians and The Queen Of Hearts.
Grade B
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