Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Top Ten Of The Week-RIAA Propaganda

Courtney Love is sometimes entertainment and most of the times a whackjob as by wading through the 100 plus tweets that she was doing last night.  Mostly ranting against Irving Azoff and Jim Barber, her former A n R and lover but she seem to pick a fight with Mandy Moore and her new hubby, Ryan Adams.  I tend to favor Adams' retort that he was never Courtney's lover but she was suffering from visions of grandier.  Love has protected her tweets but geezes half the time she sounds like that old drunk woman that you see at the bar that nobody hangs around since all she does is bitch and moan.  Somehow I have visions of Isabella when I read Ms Love's Tweets.  They don't exactly make a whole lot of sense.

I always known that John Phillips was a boozed out freak but did we really need to hear MacKenzie's report that she slept with her father?   John made some decent music with the Mommas and Papa's but I couldn't find an album of his that I could listen through.  John also tore up his liver with all that drugs and drink and ended get a doner liver and he continued to abused that before his body gave out on him and he passed away years ago.  Now MacKenzie said that they played the game of Incense.    MacKenzie has always been like her dad, fucked up and half crocked on drugs anyway.  I am certain that Oprah scored on the ratings on this show with Ms. Phillips but it seems that Oprah is getting more and more towards Maury territory.  And not exactly an improvement.

At Facebook I have decided to take a break from the game everybody calls Farmtown. I can't get into it half the time at home and when I do the damn game won't work without timed out errors and Wait I'm Busy when trying to harvest.  Don't have time to play games on dialup which doesn't work most of the time.  I call my farm On Vacation but if you come across it with the words Retired, then you know I have traded my sickle in for about 10 coins.  Games are supposed to be fun, not stressed out.


Yes Music is as popular as ever but the new music you RIAA dumbfucks put out is not memorable.  Why is it that I can't remember anything off the new Pearl Jam album and still have stuff from their Ten or Vs album still in my head?  Contrary to rumour Mitch, American Idol doesn't have anything memorable, does anybody care about Fantasia, Clay Aiken?  Kelly Clarkson is still holding on and so is Carrie Underwood but history is showing that time is against them and they will be in the dollar bins within five years.  As for Dancing With The Stars, I'm sure they promote some kind of new music but what does it mean Mr.Bainwol when Ellen plays a song that she dances to and you cocksuckers sue her for royalties?  Music isn't a best value when YOU the RIAA and the major labels are sue happy.


Long live the album but give us an album of music worthy enough for us to buy and more than just one good song and 12 others pieces of shit.  And tell your damn engineers and recording know it alls to mix a fucking album right and not blare us out of house and home.

Modern music sucks for a viewpoint.  Name me a the number one song from last year on top forty, or five years ago.  You can't.  Modern music isn't memorable.  And classic rock radio is outdated.

Music acts don't want to play the major label game.  Yeh the major labels got all the money to promote and get the band out on the road but they do not groom the band into greatness.  Usually it's one and done for a struggling band or maybe two if somebody at the label likes em enough.  Think Neil Young could last this long if he came out in this decade on a major?  Think again.  Hard to believe you can make more money as a Wally World Greeter than being on a major label.

Great music is out there but they all came out as the Beatles Remasters.  And most of the bands Mr Bainwol pointed out are long in the tooth vets or pop flavors of the month.  If you think another Rod Stewart sings the Greatest Soul Songs Ever is going to be Great Music then you keep  living through your rose colored glasses while the music industry turns to shit.   And look out for a return to your bon jovi or rod stewart albums as they get returned back to you since nobody wants them.    If you want to make any attempt to get some interest back to music, then give us Spotify, that music site overseas that lets you listen to music without being sued.  And give up on the notion that 30 second snippets of songs are performance.  One cannot base a decision on buying a song on a 30 second snippet from amazon dumbass.  Promote the artist but quit fucking the consumer with your "great music" and "American Idol Product".  Cuz neither one is what I call good music.

The Top Ten of the week.

1.  Gonna See My Friend-Pearl Jam 2009  Oooooh new Pearl Jam.  All Music Guide call this effort their best and another four and half star rated album but they also say that PJ might suffer from Rolling Stones Syndrome, which means that every new album is a return to the good old days.  If that's the case, Backspacer is Pearl Jam's Bridges To Babylon.

2.  I Me Mine-The Beatles 1970  The final song that they ever did together however, John Lennon is missing from the version that is on Let It Be.  You can find the original on Anthology 3.

3.  Stealing In The Name Of The Lord-Paul Kelly 1970  Not to be confused with the Paul Kelly from Austrailia, this Paul Kelly was one of the last great soul singers that hooked up with Buddy Killen to produced this song which got into the top 40.  He had a few more minor hits with Warner Brothers in the 70s but you can say he got wiped out by the disco craze of the mid 70s.

4.  What Kinda Guy?-Steve Forbert 1978  Another one hit wonder, Forbert got lumped in with Bob Dylan and got a hit in 1979 with Romeo's Tune and then his record label tried to make him into a Bruce Springsteen wannabe which failed big time.  Problem was Forbert got signed to Nat Weiss, a control freak label owner with visions of Matthew Katz in his head and controlling his acts.  Forbert wouldn't record for 8 years due to Weiss's hassles.  He also did that to The Romantics, the band known as What I Like About You.  So tell me Mitch Bainwol, what's the reason to sign with a major label outside of total control.

5.  The Ghost Of Number One-Jellyfish 1992  The perfect Queen tribute album, Split Milk was a combination of Fred Mercury and Queen meeting with Brian Wilson.  Bombastic power pop at it's most pompous.  Jerry Scott used to play this alot when I was working at Relics back around the early 90s.

6.  Ant Corridor-Robyn Hitchcock 2002  The quirky Hitchcock made this completely acoustic album Luxor and put it on his own since Warner Brothers had enough of his quirky but less selling albums of the late 90s.  In other words, too damn weird for public radio.  Found this at Goodwill for three bucks along with a dozen other cds.

7.  Cleaning My Gun-Mark Knopfler  2009  Amazing the old Dire Strait mainman is still on Warner Music Group.  Has a new album and more celtic sound, more Chieftians than Dire Straits but this is perhaps the most rocking on his new album called Get Lucky.  Probably more enjoyable than Pearl Jam's latest.

8.  Need Strange-Chad Smith's Bombastic Meatballs 2009  The left field album of the month, the Chickenfoot/RHCP drummer puts together a little band of his and make fusion funk ala Al Dimeola or Headhunters period Herbie Hancock.  Probably won't sell shit but if you have a open mind and miss that old fusion funk of the 70s, check this out.

9.  Euro Trash Girl-Cracker 1993  This was a hidden track off Kerosene Hat and turn out to be a alternative rock favorite of sorts.  I think Cracker remains one of the most overlooked bands of the 90s, they don't seem to get their due.

10.  Love So Fine-Nick Lowe 1979  Thirty years ago, Rockpile was the rage and anything Nick or Dave Edmunds did back then I had to go buy it.  Labour Of Lust was a must have and still remains one of the top two albums of 1979 that is recommended.  The other you ask, Dave Edmunds Repeat When Necessary.  Dedicated to my one and only.