There's no shortage of things that piss me off. Turn on the TV, get
on the web and read the usual bullshit of news. Yup, oil barrel price
back over 120 dollars fucking speculators, fucking OPEC, fucking Hugo
Chavez. Yup, an endless war in Iraq, an endless debt thanks to six
years of Republican rhetoric and two years of Democratic do
nothingness. Oh, and the great depression number two trying to bail out
Freddie and Fannie and the AIG assholes with the dumbass CSer CEO and
his million upon millions sendoff pay. Hard to believe eight years ago,
we had a surplus in the bank, no war and a respect around the world,
Eight years later, your children children children's will have to pay
off a fucking trillion dollar debt since Bush thinks the answer is print
more money and sell off the to the Chinese. And just think you got
McCain and the Psycho Palin ready to take over if Obama doesn't come
through. And we'll still have to deal with fucking Hugo Chavez and his
suckcock Russian idealogic. But this is not what the subject is.....
Commerical are fucking annoying, don't need me to tell you that.
I've noticed that Chevron and BP are starting to show more commercials,
probaly due to too much money they want you to think they're on your
side. But they don't annoy me all that much if you can believe that.
What annoys me is to turn on the TV and see shitloads upon shitloads
of drug commericals. I'm thinking the pharmacudial drug companies are
even more shyster than the oil companies. Used to be Sally Field was
everybody's sweetheart till she starting talking bout her OP and now
gets free amount of drugs just to have them on commericals. Or Winfried
Brimley coming on three times in a hour to talk bout his free drugs
from Liberty Medical. Sure ain't helping him too much, he looks like
death warmed over. Everybody has diabetes when they turn 65 it seems,
you can probaly blame it on Big Macs, Whoppers and Pepsi to which every
slip gets you closer....To diabetes.
What's annoying is pop up ads while you're watching a TV show. Do I
give a rat's ass about the new Survivor or some USA detective show, or
how bout trying to watch The Sheild and you get a fucking pop up that
covers the screen talking bout NASCAR on FOX?!? With commericals a
whopping 20 minites per hour, the networks still find ways of cramming
crap reality shit down your throat or a marathon of That 70s Show or
Family Guy to which you can watch on three other channels on cable.
Schrubs are on four channels around here, how bout something other than
Scrubs or American Idol Rewind to which everybody don't care about Clay
Aiken or Fantasia and gave the world the odious Carrie Underwood, the
queen of country music.
On the local scene we got Kaplin University shoving their fucking
college down our throat eight times per hour on Judge Judy. Some
annoying bitch actress saying "I Can't get a job cuz I got no
expierience, got no expierience cuz I got no job. Or the annoying C
word crying to mom, I'm SOOOooo Tired. We are too. Kaplin is such a
nice place to throw away 4000 bucks a year just to get a miminum paying
job at the hospital disposing used needles. Kraplin got me where I am
today, not very fuckin far if you ask me.
Or how bout this, Billy Mays, the big whiny voice who hocks
everything from Insurance to Spot removal. Sad thing about it is that
the fucker probaly makes more than you and I do. Surpised that he aint
touting viagra.
To which the biggest annoying commericals is those goddam male penis
enlargement pills to which we have never seen ten years ago but nowadays
we got male enhancement drugs every fucking where you turn on the TV.
Now where the fuck did it get to this in life that males over 40 have to
have a fucking blue pill to take to get it up. You don't see female
birth control pills on tv,nor Trojan rubber commericals but oh boy you
get smiling Bob, the Nashville Musician touting Viva Viagara at 1 am in a
Nashville recording studio with nothing but guys around, the happy
loving couple with seperate bathtubs for Cialis (I cannot figure that
one out, ya think they be doing each other in one tub, get the fucking
facts straight-Cialis cunts), or the dood with COPD but needs Levaita to
get it up. I think as a guy it really insults my intelligence to tout
all these male enhancement bullshit from these drug companies who are no
fucking different than the lying CSers from the oil companies or the
Swiftboat mutherfuckers that are throwing political mud down our throats
the last two fucking years. In the old days, Grandpa didn't need no
stinking Vigara or Cialis, just his hand and a damn stag magazine did
the trick. I think it's about time that the fucking FCC got some damn
balls on them and outlaw these goddam male enhancement commercials.
Dick Cheney can stick all the viagra down his throat, all it takes for
the average man is a bit of imagination and a choice of lefty or righty
or better yet, get your better half to help you out. It makes me sick
to see the US become a bunch of male enhancement junkies who have to
rely on a blue pill to get it up. Ridiclous. But then again, you have
to feel sorry for Hugo Chavez who looks like he got a few viagara stuck
in his throat and have a stiff neck and brain.
Typically all commercials are annoying but these are the ones that annoy me most of all.
Between that and Tampon commericals, Vigasil Commericals, annoying
car commericals with those dammed "Professional driver on a closed
course do not attempt to do", same commercials being shown over and over
again, stupid Coors Lite commericals with morons asking exNFL stupid
question about Coors Lite, Burger King commerical with the freaky King,
Carrie Underwood commericals, MTV commericals, people who eat food
commercials, people who throw up on
commericals.......................................
and on and on.......................
and on and on................
