Thursday, July 3, 2008

Top Ten Of The Week:Bo Is Dead Long Live Bo

With Bo Diddley passing on monday, rock music and myself lost a very important pioneer.  Bo Diddley did more to music than you think.  He may have started heavy metal with his space guitar solos, although I think Louis Jordan may have been the first true rapper, Bo did a lotta rapping on his songs.  If nothing else had there been no Bo, The Yardbirds, and the Stones wouldn't be who they are and Buddy Holly may have just been a country star. 

Certainly the biggest loss in music since Stevie Ray Vaughn I think.  Opinions may vary.

The CD sales shelves at Wal Mart keep getting less and less.  The Beverly Hills, er Anamosa Wally World CD department is now a half for rock, half for country and the rest and half of those crappy box sets of remakes that nobody buys that they stuff in steel boxes.  Eventually, it's all going to come down to order things online to which I'm still waiting for the CD Baby order of indee music that I placed two weeks ago.  I'm sure CD Baby will come through but geez, I could have walked to Portland and back with the order.

Carrie Underwood continues to not convince me otherwise that all she is is a tool for the American Idol name.  I get a queasy feeling when I see her on the GAC's Opry Live show, that all she is is nothing more than flash and eye candy for the horny schoolboys out there.  She's the most successful Idol out there true but that's because they modeled her to the country folk who has taken to her but all i hear from her is more Whitney Houston or Celine Dion rather than Loretta or Tammy or even Martina.  Tomorrow when I come up with the latest Top Ten of the Week, there will be a song dedicated for Carrie Underwood.  It fits her perfectly.

Everybody is sick of storms that have been here ever since April came around. Even the Wapsi and the Cedar Rivers are sick of being over the banks with ten inch rainfall up north.  We worry about two inch rainfall on saturated ground, which the water table in the soil hasn't been this wet since the fucked up 1993 season but on that case and point, the rains hit from June to July and there was only one road anybody could take to get home from Iowa City that year.  Everybody is sick and tired of the tornados that have been bigger than usual.  I've seen the camera videos of the Parkersburg Tornado destroy a house and tore up a bank that weekend.  There's no good way of describe it, thank your lucky stars you wern't there when you see lightning and then a big dark spinning cloud come on through in a millasecond.  Nobody should go through a F5 Tornado or 10 inch rains in a two hour basis and see everything you had destroyed.  Perhaps my ex GF had her reasons why of not moving out here, I sometimes wonder about my decision bout being here.  But then again, I work here and therefore must suffer along the rest of the Iowans bout making a life here.  No it's not California or Arizona, but at least up here you can walk the streets at night and not have to worry about gangbangers robbing or beating you up (unless you're in parts of Waterloo or Cedar Rapids and have to deal with bored teenagers too hung on rap and mountain dew).  It's home and untill I can find a 20 dollar an hour job in the desert, this is where I'll be.

Finally, The Best Of Radiohead is out this week and captures all that you can ever want of this highly influental British band.  I did like parts of In Rainbows, and thought about checking out OK Computer but I still remain to my beliefs that Thom Yorke and company were a tad bit overrated in the music department.  Kid A remains their nadir.  I still give it a C plus and leave it to the listeners out there to hear it themselves.

The Top Songs Of The Week.

1.  Bo Diddley-Bo Diddley 1955  Certainly, Bo had it right when he said that he and Chuck Berry are the two pioneers who started rock and roll, sure Chuck may have borrowed something from Louis Jordan and the blues but what Bo did, nobody ever did and put it on record till he did it.  Rewrote the music book in the 50s and then fell off the map, making illadvised fortays into funk or heavy soul music in the 70s but the man always put on great shows untill he had that fateful stroke last year and never recovered.  Rocking them bigtime in the great beyond, Go Bo Go.

2.  El Toro-The Woggles 2007  Another of those garage bands that Little Steven talks about on his Underground Garage show, I figured that I check out this album.  I could have gone to Iowa City and gotten it for six bucks but waste about ten bucks gas getting there or just go to the Best Buy and pick it up for ten bucks.  We have to be cost effective nowadays.  And basically FYE has started to pick up on the Wicked Cool artists since Best Buy still hasn't gotten Coolest Songs In The World Volume 5 but I did get it at FYE last week.

3.  Trouble's All I See-Johnny Shines 1975  Acoustic blues done 70s style, another CD on my list but Half Priced Books had this for five and a half dollars whereas FYE had it too but FYE is in Coralville. Thus we saved another trip by finding something up here.  Who sez you can't find deals in Cedar Rapids?
4.  Life Begins At The Hop-XTC 1979 A fan favorite and always requested here at Crabb Radio, I have most of the XTC albums that have been put out.

5.  Can't Be What You Want Me To Be-The Townedgers 2008  New TEs from the brand new release Pawnshops For Olivia, this may be the best album that R.Smith and company has ever put out.  The title was actually inspired by Lizzy Williams to which The TEs thought that would make a nice song.  EZ to sing along, thanks for the inspiration Lizzy.

6.  Chic n Stu/Innervision/Bubbles-System Of A Down 2002 a medley of songs from their Steal This Album record which I thought was better than Toxicity.  But then again your opinion may vary.

7.  Lie Lie Lie Lie/Dumbing Down-Chumbawamba 2000  Dedicated to Carrie Underwood.  Everytime I hear the bridge on Lie Lie Lie Lie, I think of Carrie's cornball acceptance speech when she won Country Female Of The Year.   Dumbing Down is dedicated to TMZ and Perez Hilton for their role in the decline of western civilization.  Chumbawamba were way ahead of their time but this record bombed after the massive sales of their Tubthumping album. 

8.  Bayou Tortous-James McMutry 2008  Twenty years on, James is beginning to break through into the spotlight with his dead on views of the midwest and the idiot in the white house, (no that not one but the Nazi VP instead).  He's always made great albums I think but he struck a chord with We Can't Make It Here Anymore three years ago, which too bad, didn't come out in 2004, otherwise we may have had a change in leadership.  But then again, the Democrats didn't exactly put in the best man either at that time.  Although, yes Obama won the nomination, I still get the feeling Al Gore might figure into this.

9.  Ballad Of A Thin Man-Bob Dylan 1965  Dedicated to FOX news who are as clueless as Ann Coulter has ever been.  The Redeye show is the most dumbass show I have seen yet and it even makes Rush Limpbaugh look smart.  And that's scary kiddies.  I forgot to mentioned that I did see I'm Not Here, the Bob fantasy movie of sorts.  I thought it was dumb myself and fell asleep an hour a half into it.

10. Sixteen Tons-Bo Diddley 1960  We conclude with a cover by Bo to which he was supposed to sing on Ed Sullivan but decided to do his own song which pissed the old man off and he didn't see himself on TV for seven years after that. But really, Bo does a wonderful version of this song, a lot more rocking than the Tennessee Ernie Ford version and the one Don Harrison did back in 76.  As I stated before, Bo Diddley was one of  a kind, often imitated, but never duplicated.  That's Bo. 
RIP

Reviews

7th And Beale-Crossroads And Highways (self released)
A band of music lovers based out in Kingman Arizona getting together to make a very country/Americana sounding album that's shines when Kathy Stewart takes the microphone and drives the point home.  Mustang Man is the long lost Patsy Cline track that would have fitted in quite well with Ms. Cline.  In some ways 7th And Beale reminds me of another long lost arizona band, 35 Summers, whose best songs were done by the female lead singer in the band.  In this case Gilbert Sanchez sounds a bit like one of the guys in New Riders Of The Purple Sage and takes a bit of getting used to. But you gotta love the play on the words on Your The Only Train On My One Track Mind.  However the guest drummer gets in the way and they have better luck with a drum machine.  Still they save the best for last with the remarkable For Lack Of A Better World to which Sanchez and Stewart harmonize like Gram and Emmylou did back in the past.  Promising.  But the digipak sucks.  Also, the main songwriter is Stanford Major. BTW guys, good music is timeless, never dated.  Unlike top forty and rap today.  Too bad they didn't let Kathy sing all the songs this would have been a classic!

Grade B plus

Dead Rock West-Honey And Salt (self released)
One thing about CD Baby is that there's no shortage of bands out there, trying for your hard earn bucks and while most of them are good and worthy, chances are that it comes down to so many bands, not enough time.  Which is why The Townedgers can't get arrested, great music shoved down the wayline that nobody ever hears them.  Dead Rock West is somewhat a better known band that has a X like sound or even reminds me of Billy Pilgrim, the band that made two albums for Atlantic before one of them moved on to Sugarland. 

Cindy Wasserman you probaly heard with Grant Lee Phillips and has a nice vocal to counterpoint Frank Lee Drennan.  Phil Parlapiano has been a in demand session player and played in TheBrothers Figaros' only Geffen album.  Think The Jayhawks meeting X somewhere along the Lost Highway and you got a sound of how Dead Rock West sounds.  Highlights include a rockin Highway One and the sassy sounding  I Really Wanted You (but don't like you).  Mixed by Richard Dodd for a more polished sound, Dead Rock West might make it despite the odds.

Grade B+